The Forgotten Civilization of Takh Avros is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsivikh Damian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.678 billion Avros are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cõvtåli. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Takh Avrosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion Karis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,651 Karis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, heavily stoned police officers are unsure whether the recent directive to 'clean up the streets' means arresting drug dealers or hosing down the sidewalk, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, and it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Takh Avros's national animal is the Ouroboros, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Takh Avros is ranked 37,333^rd in the world and 53^rd in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 790.41 on the Clooney Contribution Index.